How to Marry a Moron (2) Mon. May, 30 at 06:00 amAl objects to Kelly marrying an armed robber, until he discovers that he's the heir to a family fortune.
Pilot Mon. May, 30 at 06:30 amAl and Peg Bundy meet their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Peg informs Marcy how to train her new husband, while Al teaches Steve how to be a man again.
Thinergy Mon. May, 30 at 07:00 amMarcy enlightens Peggy with a new diet book called "Thinergy," a program which only works if both partners go through it together.
Sixteen Years and What Do You Get? Mon. May, 30 at 07:30 amAl's credit card is maxed out when he tries to find a gift for Peggy on their anniversary.
Have You Driven a Ford Lately? Tue. May, 31 at 06:00 amAl and Steve buy a classic Mustang and become consumed in restoring back to mint condition.
Whose Room Is It Anyway? Tue. May, 31 at 06:30 amThe Rhoades get a tax refund and they decide to build a room, but can't decide on what kind of room to build, a pool room for Al or an exercise room for Peggy.
Al Loses His Cherry Tue. May, 31 at 07:00 amAn argument leads Al to Luke's bachelor pad, where he basks in the swingers life he had envisioned.
Peggy Sue Got Work Tue. May, 31 at 07:30 amWhen Peggy asks Al for a VCR, Marcy suggests that she go to work and earn the money herself where she learns what having a job is all about...minimum wage.
Married ... Without Children Tue. May, 31 at 08:00 amAl and Peg run away for the weekend and leave Bud and Kelly with the Rhoades, who've underestimated their intelligence.
Poker Game, The Tue. May, 31 at 08:30 amSteve loses his paycheck in a poker game to Al and needs to get it back before Marcy finds out.