Top of the Heap Sun. May, 01 at 04:30 amAl loses his television set on a neighborhood boxing bet; even so, he, along with the boxer's dad, advise defeated fighter Vinnie to marry rich and forget about a career.
She's Having My Baby (1) Sun. May, 01 at 05:00 amIn the season premiere, Marcy excitedly announces that she's pregnant, but Al's glee at Jefferson's misfortune turns to horror when Peg breaks the news that she, too, has a little Bundy in the oven.
She's Having My Baby (2) Sun. May, 01 at 05:30 amWhile mothers-to-be Peg and Marcy keep everyone hopping with their demands, Al, unable to face another 20 years of parenting, decides to make a run for it.
If Al Had a Hammer Mon. May, 02 at 04:30 amAl, seeking refuge from all forms of women - pregnant or otherwise - decides to build a clubhouse where he can get away from it all, but it's soon overrun by other desperate fathers-to-be.
Cheese, Cues and Blood Mon. May, 02 at 05:00 amLusting for a thousand dollar dress to wear to the "Miss Cheese" competition, Kelly decides to earn the money the old-fashioned way - by hustling pool.
Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places Mon. May, 02 at 05:30 amWhile Peggy and Marcy comb the city for Marcy's old baby furniture after Jefferson sells it to pocket the cash, the guys conduct a search of their own for the perfect maid - although cleanliness is the last thing on their minds.
Buck Has a Belly Ache Mon. May, 02 at 06:00 amWhen Al and the kids are preoccupied with a seemingly-sick Buck, Peg, feeling neglected, returns home to her "kin" in Wanker County for a little TLC.
If I Could See Me Now Mon. May, 02 at 06:30 amAfter nearly driving off a bridge, Al lets the kids convince him to get eyeglasses, only to discover he doesn't like what he sees.
God's Shoes Mon. May, 02 at 07:00 amWhen Al has a spiritual experience and sees "God's shoes," he makes it his mission to recreate - and promote - his heavenly vision.
Kelly Does Hollywood (1) Mon. May, 02 at 07:30 amArmed with cable TV and a new remote control, Al is determined to stay on the couch until he finds something good to watch on television -- while Kelly's public access show becomes the hottest thing on cable.