Life Aquatic with Steve Smith, The Tue. May, 03 at 12:00 pmSteve joins the high school water polo team in order to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.
Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six Tue. May, 03 at 12:30 pmHayley mentally regresses to a six-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.
N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed) Tue. May, 03 at 01:00 pmSteve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.
Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers Tue. May, 03 at 01:30 pmStan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in their backyard.
Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam Wed. May, 04 at 12:00 pmStan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.
Devil Wears a Lapel Pin, The Wed. May, 04 at 12:30 pmWhen Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.
Stan-Dan Deliver Wed. May, 04 at 01:00 pmRoger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.
Anchorfran Wed. May, 04 at 01:30 pmFrancine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.
Two Hundred, The Thu. May, 05 at 12:00 pmStan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as The Two Hundred has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.
Unincludeds, The Thu. May, 05 at 12:30 pmSteve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order and Stan and Francine go on vacation in Bosnia.