weekday afternoons
Four Little Words     Wed. November, 26 at 01:00 pm
Stan goes to great lengths to never, ever end up in a situation ending with Francine telling him, "I told you so." She lets him hook his boss Bullock up with her friend, but when Bullock accidentally kills the woman, Stan frames Francine so that she'll stop asking questions.

When Stan Loves a Woman     Wed. November, 26 at 01:30 pm
Stan gets jealous when he discovers how promiscuous Francine's past really was. He decides the only way to even the score is to divorce Francine and sow some wild oats of his own. Meanwhile, Steve gets addicted to an energy drink.

I Can't Stan You     Wed. November, 26 at 02:00 pm
Stan drives himself crazy worrying about the neighborhood's opinion of him. Roger and Steve become con artists.

Magnificent Steven, The     Wed. November, 26 at 02:30 pm
Stan takes Steve and his friends on a cattle drive through Langley Falls in an effort to turn them into men. But when Stan eats beef tainted with mad cow disease, it's up to the boys to save the day. Meanwhile, Roger pits Francine and Hayley against each other for his own amusement.

Joint Custody     Mon. December, 01 at 01:00 pm
Stan tries to get an unsuspecting Jeff Fischer out of his life for good by taking him on a road trip to Florida where there is a warrent out for Jeff's arrest. Meanwhile, Roger wants to turn Jeff in himself so he can claim the reward money. The rest of the family wants to intervene as Stan and Roger battle it out on the road, but they are stranded at the Smith house until they can find Francine's car keys.

Vacation Goo, The     Mon. December, 01 at 01:30 pm
The family finds out that their outstanding family vacations have only been experiences in virtual reality. Stan vows to make it up to Francine by taking the family on a real cruise, but, when they are stranded on a remote island, things get out of hand. Meanwhile, Roger goes from cruise ship singer to a dancer in a seedy gentleman's club.

Meter Made     Mon. December, 01 at 02:00 pm
n order to be taken more seriously and to be a somebody, Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants, pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay.

Dope and Faith     Mon. December, 01 at 02:30 pm
Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but he turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to Hogwarts.

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas     Mon. December, 01 at 09:00 pm
When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, a la A Christmas Story, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.

Minstrel Krampus     Mon. December, 01 at 09:30 pm
When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus, a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve's attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it's up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.

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