Life Aquatic with Steve Smith, The     Tue. May, 03 at 12:00 pm
Steve joins the high school water polo team in order to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six     Tue. May, 03 at 12:30 pm
Hayley mentally regresses to a six-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)     Tue. May, 03 at 01:00 pm
Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers     Tue. May, 03 at 01:30 pm
Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in their backyard.

Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam     Wed. May, 04 at 12:00 pm
Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

Devil Wears a Lapel Pin, The     Wed. May, 04 at 12:30 pm
When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.

Stan-Dan Deliver     Wed. May, 04 at 01:00 pm
Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

Anchorfran     Wed. May, 04 at 01:30 pm
Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.

Two Hundred, The     Thu. May, 05 at 12:00 pm
Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as The Two Hundred has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

Unincludeds, The     Thu. May, 05 at 12:30 pm
Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order and Stan and Francine go on vacation in Bosnia.

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