Ward Show, A Fri. January, 20 at 01:00 pmAfter he's appointed Steve's legal guardian, Roger has Principal Lewis fired for letting Steve break the school's rules; Stan and Fran vacation at a waterpark.
Worst Stan, The Fri. January, 20 at 01:30 pmStan arranges for Principal Lewis to marry Superintendent Riggs so he can finally be a best man at a wedding; Roger's new shorts attract the interest of Ricky Martin.
Virtual In-Stanity Fri. January, 20 at 02:00 pmStan uses an avatar of a hot girl to bond with Steve; Roger plots a violent end for frat brothers who stiffed him out of $20 for a limousine ride.
Scarlett Getter, The Fri. January, 20 at 02:30 pmFrancine is disgusted when Stan reestablishes contact with a crush from CIA boot camp; Bullock hires a bounty hunter to capture Roger; Steve wears Hayley's panties after concluding they bring him luck.
Season's Beatings Mon. January, 23 at 12:00 pmWhen a play about the life of Jesus Christ turns into a brutal battle between Stan and Roger, Stan is excommunicated from the Christian church; Hayley and Jeff adopt an infant son whom Stan believes is the Antichrist.
Unbrave One, The Mon. January, 23 at 12:30 pmWith Roger's help, Steve dresses up as a superhero to prove his bravery to his father; when Stan discovers that Fran may be pregnant, he hopes the infant will turn out to be the brave child he never had.
Stanny Tendergrass Mon. January, 23 at 01:00 pmHoping to show Steve the value of hard work, Stan gets Steve a job at a country club; Francine struggles to come up with her own catchphrase.
Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key Mon. January, 23 at 01:30 pmStan joins Wheels and the Legman as they attempt to solve a mystery involving a key; Klaus has his photo taken for a pet website.
Dr. Klaustus Tue. January, 24 at 12:00 pmAfter tricking Roger into going to Iraq, Klaus assumes the role of the Smiths' psychologist, but his emphasis on emotional honesty backfires.
Stan's Best Friend Tue. January, 24 at 12:30 pmWhen Steve's new puppy is gravely injured, Stan attempts to save the dog using a doctor who specializes in alternative medicine.