Scarlett Getter, The Thu. March, 05 at 12:00 pmFrancine is disgusted when Stan reestablishes contact with a crush from CIA boot camp; Bullock hires a bounty hunter to capture Roger; Steve wears Hayley's panties after concluding they bring him luck.
Season's Beatings Thu. March, 05 at 12:30 pmWhen a play about the life of Jesus Christ turns into a brutal battle between Stan and Roger, Stan is excommunicated from the Christian church; Hayley and Jeff adopt an infant son whom Stan believes is the Antichrist.
Unbrave One, The Thu. March, 05 at 01:00 pmWith Roger's help, Steve dresses up as a superhero to prove his bravery to his father; when Stan discovers that Fran may be pregnant, he hopes the infant will turn out to be the brave child he never had.
Stanny Tendergrass Thu. March, 05 at 01:30 pmHoping to show Steve the value of hard work, Stan gets Steve a job at a country club; Francine struggles to come up with her own catchphrase.
Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key Fri. March, 06 at 12:00 pmStan joins Wheels and the Legman as they attempt to solve a mystery involving a key; Klaus has his photo taken for a pet website.
Old Stan in the Mountain Fri. March, 06 at 12:30 pmAn old man places a hex on Stan, making him age at an alarming rate; Roger and Francine rehearse for a dance competition...but Roger has something up his sleeve.
Wrestler, The Fri. March, 06 at 01:00 pmStan panics when Barry comes close to toppling his longstanding wrestling record at Steve's school.and ends up teaching Roger how to wrestle so he can defeat Barry.
Dr. Klaustus Fri. March, 06 at 01:30 pmAfter tricking Roger into going to Iraq, Klaus assumes the role of the Smiths' psychologist, but his emphasis on emotional honesty backfires.
Stan's Best Friend Mon. March, 09 at 12:00 pmWhen Steve's new puppy is gravely injured, Stan attempts to save the dog using a doctor who specializes in alternative medicine.
Less Money, Mo' Problems Mon. March, 09 at 12:30 pmStan bets Jeff and Hayley that he and Fran can live on minimum wage for one month; Roger and Steve test-drive a Ferrari after Klaus brags about having driven one.