Masseuse, The Fri. October, 24 at 06:00 pmJerry can't get his masseuse girlfriend to give him a massage.
Cigar Store Indian, The Fri. October, 24 at 06:30 pmJerry's gift to Elaine offends Elaine's friend; guest Al Roker.
Conversion, The Fri. October, 24 at 07:00 pmJerry thinks his girlfriend has a fungus; George converts.
Stall, The Fri. October, 24 at 07:30 pmElaine's toilet stall has no tissue; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend (Dan Cortese); guest Jami Gertz.
Marine Biologist, The Mon. October, 27 at 06:00 pmGeorge poses as a marine biologist; guest Carol Kane.
Dinner Party, The Mon. October, 27 at 06:30 pmThe gang shops for last-minute gifts for a dinner party.
Pie, The Mon. October, 27 at 07:00 pmA date's refusal to eat pie obsesses Jerry; a mannequin resembles Elaine; guest Lane Davies.
Stand-In, The Mon. October, 27 at 07:30 pmKramer is a stand-in on a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
Wife, The Tue. October, 28 at 06:00 pmA girlfriend (Courteney Cox) poses as Jerry's wife so he can get a dry-cleaning discount.
Fire, The Tue. October, 28 at 06:30 pmA kitchen fire makes George confront his cowardliness; guests Melanie Chartoff, Dom Irrera.