Home Cheapo Thu. August, 28 at 03:00 pmCarrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.
Affair Trade Thu. August, 28 at 03:30 pmDoug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend.
Offensive Fowl Fri. August, 29 at 03:00 pmCarrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her, and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.
Mild Bunch Fri. August, 29 at 03:30 pmDoug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for past grievances with their old principal, while Danny and Spence try to hook up with old classmates. Carrie and Arthur try to have a movie night together.
Manhanttan Project Sat. August, 30 at 09:30 amCarrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.
Single Spaced Sat. August, 30 at 10:00 amSeeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.
China Syndrome (1) Sat. August, 30 at 05:00 pmDoug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.
China Syndrome (2) Sat. August, 30 at 05:30 pmAt Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together.
Pilot Tue. September, 02 at 03:00 pmIn-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.
Head First Tue. September, 02 at 03:30 pmCarrie convinces Doug to spend more time with Arthur.